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6 edition of Basketball Jokes found in the catalog.

Basketball Jokes

Funny Side Up Series

by James R. Rothaus

  • 304 Want to read
  • 28 Currently reading

Published by Child"s World Inc .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Juvenile Nonfiction,
  • Riddles,
  • Children: Grades 1-2,
  • Children"s 4-8 - Humor / Jokes,
  • Humor - Jokes & Riddles,
  • Riddles, Juvenile,
  • Basketball,
  • Juvenile humor

  • Edition Notes

    ContributionsViki Woodworth (Illustrator)
    The Physical Object
    FormatLibrary Binding
    Number of Pages32
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL8687199M
    ISBN 101567662692
    ISBN 109781567662696

    The basketball team on offense is the team with the basketball. When a player has the basketball there are certain rules they must follow: 1) The player must bounce, or dribble, the ball with one hand while moving both feet. If, at any time, both hands touch the ball or the player stops dribbling, the player must only move one foot.


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